All Movie Reviews
Why Valentine is a Respectable Alternative To My Bloody Valentine
There are a ton of options for what to watch on Valentine’s Day, but for me it usually comes down to George Mihalka’s 1981 My Bloody Valentine and Jamie Blanks’ 2001 film Valentine. ...
Possum is Pure Nightmare Fuel [Review]
Possum has been on my radar for what feels like forever. A creepy little snippet from it played at Frightfest 2017 , and all of the marketing material released thus far just screams “MOST DISTUR...
Happy Death Day 2U [Review]
In Happy Death Day, a college coed (Jessica Rothe) must relive the day of her death on repeat until she discovers the identity of her killer. In Happy Death Day 2U (which will see release Wednesday Fe...
Haunted Hospital (Heilstätten) Needs the Infirmary [Blu-Ray Review]
Originality is overrated. The best stories are the ones that execute well. Wes Craven’s classic Scream is a pastiche. With the exception of the Billy/Stu reveal at the end, it borrows every blood-soak...
Velvet Buzzsaw is Bloody Bonkers [Review]
Velvet Buzzsaw is an odd film. It wears its oddness proudly, like a strategically chosen Versace blouse. As a follow-up to the deathly serious but otherwise empty Roman J. Israel Esq., it makes zero...
Evil Has Found a New Home with Lords Of Chaos [Review]
Welcome to Norway in the late 1980’s; a land of wealth, a high rate of suicide and Kings with really cool top hats. Now, meet Øystein Aarseth (aka Euronymous) who may seem like your average angs...
Escape Room is a Gnarly Little Multiplex-Pleaser [Review]
There are two movies called Escape Room out at the moment. One of them, which can currently be found on Netflix, should be avoided at all costs. The other is this little banger, from Adam Robitel (T...
The Funhouse is Far From Perfect But Isn’t Without its Charms [Retrospective]
The Funhouse follows a group of teenagers on a double date at a traveling carnival. The group visits the fortuneteller, checks out some of the oddities on display, and has a fine time. ...
Cheerleader Camp is Bloody, Campy ’80s Horror at its Most Average
In Cheerleader Camp, a group of cheerleaders convene at Camp Hurrah to further their craft. They make pyramids, chant, engage in acrobatics, do lots of topless swimming, and compete for first place in...
