When Dimension Films acquired the rights to the Halloween franchise and made The Curse of Michael Myers, people werenât really sure what to make of it. It was a jumbled, often incoherent movie that pushed what began as a pretty straightforward slasher into cultish, cosmic horror territory. People werenât ready for that and audiences didnât respond well to it. They had no idea where to take it from there.
Following Curse, Dimensionâs original plan was for the Halloween series to follow the same path as the Hellraiser franchise. They made one theatrical Hellraiser that was unsuccessful and then produced the rest of the sequels straight-to-video. Hallowen was all set to follow that same exact template until Jamie Lee Curtis approached them with the idea of coming back. Even the idea of that film being set at a secluded private school was leftover from when the next sequel was going to be a video entry.
Halloween: Resurrection feels like the straight-to-video sequel that H20 was originally meant to be. And I donât even necessarily mean that in terms of quality. Thereâs something almost reboot-ish about it. Other than the prologue quickly wrapping up its connection with the previous entry and killing off Laurie Strode, it kind of stands on its own. Itâs not a proper reboot but I donât think you need to see any of the previous films in the series to be able to understand the story. Thereâs more than enough exposition to cover anything that new viewers may not instinctively know.
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I can be very, very forgiving of sequels. No matter how they turn out, I love to see care being put into these franchises, I love to see people making an effort to breathe life back into these characters, whether they succeed or not. I love the attempt that was made with Curse of Michael Myers, even if I have mixed feelings about it as a whole. But Halloween: Resurrection barely feels like a sequel to me. It barely even feels like a movie.
Resurrection feels like the whole script was written in a boardroom. It feels like there was a marketing demographic meeting that led to the entire cast and concept. It was the early 2000s and the age of the Internet was dawning. Clearly, it wasnât something that was going away anytime soon. Resurrection jumped on that by centering the narrative around a webseries that follows a group of contestants investigating the Myers house for clues as to what caused young Michael to snap.
When you look at the horror climate of the era, itâs gratingly obvious to see where this plot came from. This was post-Scream and post-Blair Witch Project. The Internet show and investigative nature allowed them to sort of do the Blair Witch version of Halloween. But that also allowed the sequel to be meta and to point out the tropes and inconsistencies of Michaelâs origin, which it never really does in any smart or interesting ways.
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Everything about it feels like they were clawing tooth and nail to keep Halloween relevant. But H20 was successful. They would have sold any movie with Michael Myers in it at that point. The irony is that all of Dimensionâs grasping attempts to keep it current in terms of trends and technology make it read as the most dated entry in the whole franchise.
Iâm someone who tends to root for the heroines, especially in a major slasher franchise. I know people love to cheer for Michael and I get that because heâs the icon. But this is the only movie in the series where I feel like I donât really have a choice. I kind of have to root for Michael because, honestly, who else is there?
The relationshipâif you can call it thatâbetween female protagonist Sarah and male protagonist Miles is extremely uncomfortable. Itâs cringey. And thereâs never really an attempt made to discourage it. There are only a couple of extremely light jokes about the subject. The two of them are basically dating online. Sheâs in college. Heâs a high school freshman. He lied to her about his age. This is never resolved. By the end of the film, she is not aware of this information and weâre given nothing to indicate that heâs ever planning to tell her.
There was a deleted scene in which they actually met face-to-face, but itâs cut out of the finished product. And the fact that thereâs no resolution to this in the final version is really uncomfortable.
Even the elements I genuinely like about Resurrection are frustrating. There are pieces I like about it too, and by and large, theyâre aspects that even some of the best sequels donât get right. I think the initial idea of doing something that stood on its own and went back-to-basics was excellent. Yes, do a movie that takes us back to Haddonfield. Do something that largely takes place in the Myers house. But why does it have to be this one?
More than anything, though, I love this entryâs depiction of Michael. This version of the character has all of the characterâs best elements and balances them well. Heâs stealthy, quick with a knife, and, above all, smart. This might be the smartest incarnation of Michael weâve seen, so why couldnât he have been in a different film. Why couldnât this cold, calculating, and even manipulative shape have been in Halloween 5 or Curse of Michael Myers? Heâs tricking Laurie by appealing to her guilt over the man she accidentally killed, which has to be one of the biggest dick moves he ever pulled. He sets up  the patient who is obsessed with serial killers to take the fall, because nobodyâs going to question it.
As great as he is, it almost makes me mad, because it feels like they wasted him. But at the same time, itâs nice that I donât want to have to sit through Resurrection without that silver lining of a really cool Michael Myers.
People love to harp on Busta Rhymes as being the biggest problem with this film. But the truth is, he feels like heâs the only member of the main cast whoâs actually having any fun. Heâs the only person who actually feels like heâs bringing a little bit of life and energy to the scenes heâs in. Should he have been the one to defeat Michael with the powers of kung-fu he learned from TV? Probably not. But the truth is, by the time the climax rolled around, the damage had already been done. He and Michael could have jumped in the Dangertainment van and driven off into the sunset together and it still wouldnât have made Halloween: Resurrection any better or worse.
Prior to Resurrection, we had so many Halloween films that, no matter how they turned out, always had something to say about the villain himself. This doesnât reveal anything about Michael, even though thatâs kind of the entire point of the movie. Although, admittedly, Iâm always a fan of looping back around to the idea that Michael canât be explained. Still, we donât have Donald Pleasance to deliver exposition like only he could. Heâs not there to remind us how evil Michael is. We donât even really have Laurie to remind us of the lasting damage Michael caused in her life.
Instead, weâre reminded that Michael Myers is a killer shark in baggy-ass overalls. Thatâs really all we get.