Every horror fan has been there. Youâre sitting down with your family to watch a movie and itâs your turn to pick. Or maybe theyâre trying to finally show an interest, as they put it, in the things you like. You already know youâre going to pick horror. If they want to partake, good for them, but youâre going to watch the kind of film that you want to watch.
But youâre also put on the spot. Your horror viewing will be monitoredâand, letâs face it, judgedâby your parents. You have to watch something that they can get behind. One of those magical âI donât like horror, butâ movies. Everyone has their but. Thereâs always one feature that maybe your parents saw in their youth or that was so critically acclaimed they couldnât turn up their nose at it.
These suggestions fall into both categories somewhat. Either way, Iâm here to save you with a selection of six horror movies youâll be able to watch with your parents when put on the spot like this. Things they canât possibly argue with. Although they probably will anyway.
Misery
OK, people will say itâs more thriller than horror but itâs still pretty horrific. Plus, you can use that. As much as it may make you cringe on a normal day, now you can use the âItâs really more of a thrillerâ argument to your advantage. Misery is an extremely well-made, high profile classic with excellent performances. Better yet, youâre making them watch a Stephen King movie and theyâre probably going to love it. Just donât use it as a springboard to move onto Maximum Overdrive next.
Frankenstein (1931)This really is a stand-in for all of the old Universal monster movies. Most of them will work here. Theyâre old, classic cinema. Theyâre all pretty tame. They all feature great monsters and great performances. Frankenstein is the one I picked because itâs the Universal classic I happen to like best. Even though you can watch it with your parents, it never sacrifices the horror. Itâs actually pretty dark.
Poltergeist is a great horror movie. There are some incredibly scary sequences in it. But itâs also a Spielberg film at its core. Family comes first here, and thatâs what makes it a perfect happy medium. Itâs pure family oriented horror and one that both you and your parents can enjoy on the same level.
Gremlins is a similar concept as Poltergeist although itâs moved a little further in the family-oriented direction. Still, itâs a family film, a comedy, a horror feature and an adventure all rolled into one. Itâs your favorite genre along with any other genre they could have picked, which makes it a natural choice.
It seems strange to watch such a gruesome movie with your parents, but itâs okay. Like most of the world, they have blinders for this particular feature. They donât see the woman-skin suit or Hannibal Lecter wearing a manâs face, they see the film that swept the Oscars and took home all five of the top awards. Thatâs fine. Use that. They wonât talk about how gory what youâre watching is, for once, and youâll have an excuse to watch Silence of the Lambs again.
Psycho seems like a perfect choice for me. What are they going to do, tell you itâs a bad movie? Itâs so perfectly done, itâs virtually bloodlessâand even when there is blood, itâs chocolate syrupâand yet never once lets up on the scares. Itâs so incredibly well made that, honestly, Iâm hoping that just about everyone who watches it is going to see that, no matter who they are.





