All Movie Reviews
Crystal Eyes Is A Lurid, Garish, Giallo [Frightfest 2018 Review]
Crystal Eyes is a giallo movie set in Buenos Aires with dialogue entirely in Spanish, as befits that part of the world. It immediately goes against everything we know about giallo movies, and yet the ...
Wolfman’s Got Nards Rules So Hard [Frightfest 2018 Review]
How would you define a cult movie? Is it something like The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which found legions of fans thanks to years of playing as a midnight movie in the grungiest theatre in NYC? Or ma...
Climax is a Cinematic Headache [Frightfest 2018 Review]
Climax sees the return of cinema’s greatest self-proclaimed enfant terrible, Gaspar Noé, following the oddly un-sexy 3D extravaganza that was 2015’s Love. It’s his best reviewed...
Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich is a Fun and Gory Redux [4K Blu-Ray Review]
Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich follows recently-divorced Edgar (Thomas Lennon) as he, his boss/friend Markowitz (Nelson Franklin), and Edgar’s new girlfriend Ashley (Jenny Pellicer) make...
We Have Always Lived in the Castle is a Good Adaptation of a Great Book [Review]
I’ve heard two fundamental schools of thought about what a cover song should do. In one, a song is radically transformed. Think of the way Johnny Cash transformed Nine-Inch Nails’s ...
The Man Who Killed Hitler and then The Bigfoot Does Not Live Up To Its Title [Frightfest 2018 Review]
The Man Who Killed Hitler and then The Bigfoot is not worthy of its epic title, let’s just get that out of the way. It may star Great American Hero Sam Elliott and yes, a version of him does fig...
Piercing is a Dark Psychosexual Thriller [Frightfest Review]
Piercing is a title that suggests all manner of stabbings and such, as opposed to an actual piercing. But this, the sophomore feature from The Eyes Of My Mother director Nicholas Pesce, features ...
American Fright Fest is Exactly What It Sounds Like [Frightfest 2018 Review]
Some movies instantly connect. Some movies work their way into your rotation before the first viewing has even concluded (personal examples include but aren’t limited to; Green Room, Tragedy Gir...
Back to the ’80s: Witchboard (1986) is Silly Fun
Welcome to Back to the ’80s. This recurring feature aims to take a look at the good, the bad, and the ugly from horror’s most beloved decade. Regardless of which category a particul...