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Happy Death Day 2U [Review]
In Happy Death Day, a college coed (Jessica Rothe) must relive the day of her death on repeat until she discovers the identity of her killer. In Happy Death Day 2U (which will see release We...
Haunted Hospital (Heilstätten) Needs the Infirmary [Blu-Ray Review]
Originality is overrated. The best stories are the ones that execute well. Wes Craven’s classic Scream is a pastiche. With the exception of the Billy/Stu reveal at the end, it borrows every blo...
Velvet Buzzsaw is Bloody Bonkers [Review]
Velvet Buzzsaw is an odd film. It wears its oddness proudly, like a strategically chosen Versace blouse. As a follow-up to the deathly serious but otherwise empty Roman J. Israel Esq.,...
Evil Has Found a New Home with Lords Of Chaos [Review]
Welcome to Norway in the late 1980’s; a land of wealth, a high rate of suicide and Kings with really cool top hats. Now, meet Øystein Aarseth (aka Euronymous) who may seem like yo...
Escape Room is a Gnarly Little Multiplex-Pleaser [Review]
There are two movies called Escape Room out at the moment. One of them, which can currently be found on Netflix, should be avoided at all costs. The other is this little banger, from A...
The Funhouse is Far From Perfect But Isn’t Without its Charms [Retrospective]
The Funhouse follows a group of teenagers on a double date at a traveling carnival. The group visits the fortuneteller, checks out some of the oddities on display, and has a fine time. ...
Cheerleader Camp is Bloody, Campy ’80s Horror at its Most Average
In Cheerleader Camp, a group of cheerleaders convene at Camp Hurrah to further their craft. They make pyramids, chant, engage in acrobatics, do lots of topless swimming, and compete for first pla...
The Golem is Quite Simply Not Scary [Review]
Doran and Yoav Paz stepped onto the horror scene with their 2015 Israeli horror film, Jeruzalem. Jerusalem is one of the most historic cities in the world and finally having the brilliance to set a zo...
Suspiria (2018) casts a Powerful but Polarizing Spell [Blu-ray Review]
Suspiria begins in a divided 1977 Berlin, Germany. The film opens with dance student Patricia Hingle (Chloe Grace Moretz) as she is succumbing to madness. Meanwhile, an American dancer named Susie Ban...